From Graham's "Quotes"

With all due respect, I would never imagine that this disgusting piece could find its way to Paul Graham's "Quotes":

"He became an object of ridicule in 1993 when a paper published an intercepted phone call in which he told his lover Camilla Parker Bowles he wanted to be reincarnated as her tampon."

- Reuters story, on Prince Charles

Reuters could write of anything in this world, but Graham...